How could you cheat on me with all of those men?
You said after me you wouldn’t have men again.
And that guy who cheated with who had only one tooth.
And you said well at least he tells the truth.
I saw him today with a girl with two teeth.
So now tell me who it is you believe?
I think back to the time when we were in school.
And I was always wondering who was the fool.
Why the cheerleaders hated you I just couldn’t guess.
Until they retired the jerseys and then retired your dress.
I know I was wrong too, and I’m sorry about that.
I didn’t mean to call you pork belly when you started getting fat.
And that time your sister wore a skirt and I was tying her shoe.
The robber said stick‘em up and I didn’t know what to do.
Or on our two year, five month anniversary.
When I bought breath mints for you and Jack Daniels for me.
But I’m sorry I got a new girl now and I even kissed her.
She looks like you what does an act like you oh yeah she’s your sister.